Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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