so explain again why im purple
no
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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