my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
That accounts for only three of the penises
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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