i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
me + whiskey = a bad person
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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