How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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