when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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