i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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