the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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