You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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