can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize