But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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