Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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