We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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