Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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