I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize