it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I forgot wine drunk hurts
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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