they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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