Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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