Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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