i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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