every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Someone signed my nipple.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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