i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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