Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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