I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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