she woke up with a sticky ear
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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