As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
