she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize