is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
