do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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