How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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