Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
