So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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