And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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