Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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