Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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