Your face is a jimmy john
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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