this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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