Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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