Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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