Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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