So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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