I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She needs sedatives and a leash
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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