You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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