Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
why is half of my head shaved?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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