its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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