READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
