It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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