No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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