We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
