normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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