these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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