There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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