why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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