I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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