Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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