what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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