I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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