found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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