My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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