You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just gargled with NyQuil
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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