we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Farmville is her only friend.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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